Andy and Darren in “Episode 2”

Sorry, the reason I'm here is, I want to know what your plan of action is. What's your strategy, what is your business plan?

Well, my plan is, when you get some work, then I can start making some money. 'Cause what I'm no good at, is, you know, breaking an act.

Oh! So, when I'm successful, you can deduct 12.5%, no problem.

15 for adverts. That's what I'm hanging on for, really.

[incredulous] Yeah? You just want someone to call up and give me an advert?

That would be amazing. That would be brilliant.

Right, OK. Make sure the phone's on the hook, then.

You joke about it; it was unplugged for two days! No one noticed. Tsk!