Andy
Ah, and what do you recommend, my good man?
Caterer
Chicken's the warmest.
Andy
Is it? I'll have that then.
Caterer
One chicken.
[gives Andy his food]
Andy
Your heart isn't in this is it? Oh, but one of your pubes is, I notice!
[Caterer dives his fingers into mash]
Andy
Ooh, straight in there, no fuss.
Caterer
That's not a pube, it's a dog hair.
Andy
Oh, it's alright everyone! It's not a pube, it's just a dog hair, that's all. I thought it was a pube, but no. Oh, by the way, if you do happen to find any hairs in your food, he just goes straight in there with his sausage fingers.
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