Do you know William Henry Harrison?
Yeah. Wasn't he that guy who cleaned up that woman in My Fair Lady?
No, that was Rex Harrison.
Oh.
William Henry Harrison was the ninth President of the United States, and he gave the longest inaugural address in history, and guess what?
What?
Since you like to talk so much, you are gonna memorize that speech!
But I have to study for finals!
Not if you don't get that speech memorized because if ya don't, you're gonna get suspended, and then you won't be here to take final exams! You got a momma joke for that?
If I tell it, I'll get suspended right now.
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