I was tryin' to become my own person, but my mother still thought she owned me.
What you think you doin'?
I'm makin' breakfast.
With my eggs?
No, I bought the eggs, and I bought the bacon.
Oh. Well, you ain't buy that skillet. You ain't buy that fire. You ain't buy that spatula. You ain't buy that plate.
Next time, I'll remember to buy a paper plate.
Oh, next...? "Oh, next time, I'll remember to buy a paper..." No, next time, you need to remember: This ain't your kitchen! This ain't your stove, this ain't your floor, those ain't your frozen gizzards, that ain't your...
You say none of this is mine. Maybe I should find someplace else to be.
Uh-oh! Did y'all see that? I guess he jumpin' bad now. You bad! I guess you Shaft! You's a bad mutha... Shut yo mouth! No! Since you're so independent, so liberated, maybe you need to go live in the Statue of Liberty.
Fine! I'm leavin'.
I stood my ground, and now it was gonna be standin' out on the street.
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