Chris, you're excused from all of your classes. Professor Lee will be taking them for you.
Is he smart?
Chris, he's Asian. If you could turn his smart into black, he'd be darker than Yaphet Kotto in a pot of chocolate.
Cool.
If Yaphet Kotto fell into your pot of chocolate, how would you know?
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