“Choosin' to shoplift was the worst decision I...” – Narrator, Everybody Hates Chris ... TV Quotes Database

Choosin' to shoplift was the worst decision I had ever made. Even a Turkish prison would be nice compared to what my mother would do if she found out I stole.

[Chris is then shown in a Turkish prison, locked in ankle stocks with another prisoner, who screams in agony as an interrogator whips his feet]

Rochelle

[off-screen] CHRIS!! Boy, where you at!?

Chris

My mother's coming! Kill me now! Kill me now! KILL ME NOW!!

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