Greg had brought so much stuff, I couldn't tell if he was stayin' over or takin' over.
You wearin' Transformers pajamas? Man, you're 15!
I like to pray as different characters. That way God doesn't get bored with me. Tonight I'm Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. [in a robotic voice] Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. Amen.
He should pray for some self-esteem!
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