Forget this. I'm gettin' a gun.
Julius, do you know what would happen if we got a gun?
Who ate the big piece of chicken? [gets out a gun] You? Baby girl?
[gets out two guns] Who left the damn toilet seat up? Huh?
Who ate all the cereal? [gets out a shotgun] I WILL BLOW YOUR FREAKIN' HEAD OFF!
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