The hardest thing about planning revenge is figuring out how far to go.
How's Operation Get Revenge On Caruso going?
Not bad, but I'm changing the operation name to He Can Hear You, Stupid.
What's that?
It's my revenge list. I'm trying to figure out the best way to do it.
You could toilet-paper his house.
Too dangerous.
You could egg him on the way home.
Too obvious.
Put Ex-Lax in his hot chocolate.
Too typical.
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