Narrator, Chris and others in “Unfinished Business”

Narrator

While Drew was trying to make a clean break, I was getting down and dirty with my new jokes. I told the one about the guy who got bitten by the snake...

Chris

So the doctor said, "Make two cuts where your friend was bitten by the snake, and suck out the poison." So the guy gets back to his friend, and the friend said, "Well, what did the doctor say?" "You're gonna die."

Narrator

I told one about the two guys on the bridge...

Chris

And so then the white guy said, "Man, this water's cold." And the black guy said, "Yeah, and it's deep too."

Narrator

And I told the one about how to become an honorary Eskimo.

Chris

So he was bleeding, and his clothes were torn. So he walks in and says, "Now, where's the Eskimo woman I'm supposed to kill?"

Jerome

Little dude from across the street! Does your momma know you out here tellin' jokes like that?

Chris

No.

Narrator

Because if she did, she'd smack the smut outta me!