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Everybody Hates Chris · Season 1, Episode 15

Narrator, Malvo and others in “Unfinished Business”

I was so good at sneakin' around, I thought about joinin' the CIA. [Malvo appears] Or maybe the DOA.

I got a question for you, boy. What is today?

Uh, Wednesday?

Nah! Today is two days after the day before yesterday.

Malvo was an idiot savant—98% idiot, 2% savant.

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