A new license costs $17.50, and I'm not givin' them people my money till I have to.
My father waited until the last possible moment to pay for everything... and I mean everything.
WMWhite Meter Maid
Your meter's only got a minute left.
When that quarter runs out, I'll put in this one.
Baby, you almost outta gas.
When that gas runs out, I'll put in some new gas.
[Rochelle is giving birth]
WDWhite Doctor
Push! Push!
Julius, would you just pay the man, please?!
WDWhite Doctor
Push!
When the baby's all the way out, I'll give him all the money.
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