It's algebra, the math of the unknown.
Then I must be doing great, 'cause I don't know it.
Algebra wasn't the only thing I didn't know, and everything I didn't know, he was determined to teach me. He taught me language.
Veni, vidi, vici. I came, I saw, I conquered.
Eenie, meenie, miney, mo, catch a tiger by the toe.
He taught me history.
The Vitruvian Man.
The Hangman. Pick a letter.
He taught me science.
Your turn.
Got anything bigger?
Please don't kill me in the name of science, ribbit!
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