Narrator: That Mac and Cheese looked how my father felt.
(After Julius looks at the burnt Mac and Cheese) That's your mother's recipe?
How come you didn't wake me up?
Because you woke me up at 5:00 in the morning. What are you going to do with this Mac and Cheese?
I sent Chris down to get some more.
You sent Chris down to look for Macaroni and Cheese on Thanksgiving? That's like trying to find candles on Hanukkah.
Well, don't worry about it. Look, I'll start on the turkey and finish the cobbler.
Well, where are you going to cook the Mac and Cheese?
In the oven.
When?
What are you talking about?
The turkey's gonna take five hours at 300 degrees, the mac and cheese is gonna take two hours at 320 degrees, then the cobbler's gonna take 45 minutes at 425 degrees. You've already lost two hours' worth of Three Mile Island here, so I'd say we'll be eating dinner around about 1:30 in the morning. That's if nothing goes wrong.
My mother was bad at math, except when it came to multiplying my father's headaches.
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