You were fighting. Why?
'Cause he hates black people, and I'm a black person!
That's a lie! I love Michael Jordan. I think Gary Coleman is hysterical. And don't even get me started about Billy Ocean.
"Caribbean Queen." That's a very good song.
See?
Just because you watch Soul Train don't make you Don Cornelius!
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