The only time my dad ever brought something new home was when it was old to everybody else.
I asked for a sewing machine. What the hell is this?
A loom.
What is that?
A stove.
If that's the stove, where's the witch? I asked for a car. What the hell is this?
A rickshaw. That's Rick.
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