Rochelle:: Look, I don't care where you are but you be like E.T. Phone home!
[Tonya agrees with her]
I need to know where you are, who are you with and what you're doing. How do I know that you're not out there selling drugs? You could be the kingpin of a Columbian drug Cartel for all I know!
I'm not out there selling drugs.
How do I know that?
My mother had one golden life for her kids. Don't sell drugs! As long as everybody else is doing that, everyone else is okay!
[Cutaway]
Mam, your son shot the Mayor.
Did he sell drugs?
No Mam!
Get in there, boy!
[Chris walks into the house]]
[Rochelle opens the door to see the 2nd police officer grabbing Chris by the arms]
Mam, your son shot the Governor, kidnap his daughter, rob the President and ran a red light.
He ain't selling no drugs did he?
No mam!
Boy, get in there!
[Police officers drop Chris, with a look on his face walks in as Rochelle smacked him in the head and slams the door]
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