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Everybody Hates Chris · Season 1, Episode 15

Narrator, Julius and others in “Unfinished Business”

My dad liked game shows.

C'mon, sista. You can do it.

And he always rooted for the black people. If there were no black people on it, then he'd root for anybody with a tan.

BBBob Barker

What's the next item up for bids, please? A new dishwasher!

$430.

BBBob Barker

I want the first bid from Bennette.

BBennette

$400.

That's good, that's good. That's right, you're right.

WWWhite woman

$625.

Ooh. You're a fool if you pay that much.

WMWhite man

$580.

What's a man doin' there at 11 o'clock in the mornin'? He ain't got no job?

My father was like Rain Man when it came to guessin' how much somethin' cost.

How did you know that? We don't even own a dishwasher.

That's 'cause it costs $430.

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