[to Hannah] I've never wanted a fourth date... until now.
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[to Ephram] So let me get this straight, you flew half way across the planet to see Irv and my grandma renew their vows? Dude, I almost didn't go because of a Smurfs marathon.
I love parties.
Since when? You're a social black hole, all light goes into you and dies.
Alright, first of all, it's not certain that light is conscious, so it can't die.
[to Ephram] So, you don't go to a party when you have a girlfriend. It's like taking Ben & Jerry's to 31 Flavors.
Hannah, Ephram moved in with Bright and you meant to tell me? That's like Paul Revere, get-on-your-horse-and-ride type information.
[to Bright] Look, it's obvious, you're embarrassed because I'm still in high school and I wear bad glasses and I dress like Laura from Little House on the Prairie.
[to Hannah] It's a bacchanal. It's in honor of the Greek god, B.A. Baracus. He's the god of beer and chicken and stuff.
Are all men twelve years old?
In the inside, yes.
But I'm not Lance Armstrong...
No. You're better. You're my mom.
FPFather Patrick
Hi gentlemen, I am Father Patrick.
Hi Father, sorry about the hell thing.
FPFather Patrick
It's not a problem. Have either of you ever thought about...
Oh, don't waste your breath, Padre. [Points at Ephram] Jewish. [Points at himself] Lost cause. Ready to go?
[Bright, Ephram and Delia are at the Job Fair]
Where is Delia?
[looking around] I don't know. I bet she's got a job by now.
You're supposed to watch her, right? She is just a little kid. You can't let her walk ...
Sorry! Sometimes I forget how young she is. She's got the Dakota Fanning thing going on, she acts like a 40 year old. She freaks me out.
We are cities boys, the only thing we do agree on is that nature sucks.
So um... what do you mean by not believing in premarital sex?
Well, anything with the word 'sex' in it, I'm not comfortable.
How about the word 'job'?
Why'd you come back to Everwood?
[exhales] I am still in love with Amy.
She's not going to have premarital sex until she's married.
That's uh... nevermind.
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