[to Hanna] Wow, you're actually expressing a feeling. And it's negative. Maybe we should throw a party.
She doesn't like parties.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[after finding Bill and Rose smoking pot] I trust you're not driving home in your condition.
BBill
No, I can drive with cancer... [laughter from him and Rose].
Really Harold, I took one hit.
Hit, so now you know the lingo. I suppose next you'll be listening to Pink Floyd over dinner.
AAda
Well, you know what they say. If the sex is good it's five percent of the relationship. If the sex is bad, it's ninety five percent.
Well, what do they say if there's no sex at all?
[Kyle just told Ephram that he got the audition at Juilliard]
KKyle
Any words of advice?
Yeah... don't suck.
You would sell your soul for a toaster?
It's a kick-ass toaster.
Does it look like a florist threw up in here to you?
What would you do? Would you have forgiven me?
Probably not, but you would never have done what Bright did.
Yeah true, only because I know you would have come after me with a knife.
[walks into the room as Ephram is playing the piano] When are you gonna start playing stuff that I can sing along to?
Well, if you can't sing along to Rachmaninoff, then I don't think I can help you.
[to adoption agency worker] Harold is an extraordinary husband and father. I am constantly going to him for parenting advice. He could be the next Dr. Phil.
[to Bright] Okay, yeah, that doesn't count when you're talking about Ada. That's like having a crush on Heidi Klum; you can't get in trouble for that.
You're not a bad person, Bright. Your impulses may not always be the best, but they are always honest. You have a good heart. At the end of the day that's all I could ask for.
So, is that all the stuff mom told you to say?
No. It is true she has always understood you better than I, always knows what to do. I've been at a loss more times than I care to admit. The fact is I'm a little jealous of you...
Now I know you're messing with me.
No, God no, not at all. Your ability to make friends at the drop of a hat: something I've never mastered. You approach life with an ease and natural social grace and I've always been hindered in that department. I've been waiting for a moment like this between the two of us.
Really?
I've always hoped that I would have something of use to say when you would need me, I guess. Of course after our camping debacle last fall, I'm thinking that maybe that time has past and you don't need me any more. And I really wanted to give you something, because the fact of the matter is you have taught me a great deal. Taught me how to laugh, take myself less seriously. I admire you.
[to Hannah] I just started at the art museum over in Colorado Springs. It's very little money involved, but I do get to look at Cézanne all day, which does wonders for the spirit.
[to Bright] I just really need to figure out how to move on with my life right now... [pause] without you.
TThalia
I'm talking about that loser, Ashlee Simpson, backing out of my party.
She did?
TThalia
My mom's getting Jessica now, which is way better anyway.
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