Lexi, is this the part of the play where I steal Jake from Marta?
No, Cassie, that’s not in the play.
It is now!
[The audience jeers]
Who said that?
Look, I wanna say, I get it.
Oh, God…
I understand what you’re going through.
I do not wanna hear from you.
I lived it.
Wait, Hallie steals Marta’s boyfriend?
I don’t know how many times I have to say this. They were not fucking together.
Yeah, not only that, but she was fucking him the entire time Marta was talking about getting back together with him.
No… Why?
Because Hallie is a two-faced cunt.
I’m not a cunt! You’re the cunt!
You’re the fucking cunt, bitch!
I am not a fucking cunt!
Language, missy! [pause] Okay. Okay, you know what? You’re just fucking embarrassing yourself. Let’s go home.
I’m not going home. The play’s not over.
Oh, my God. I feel like I’m gonna throw up.
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