Do you ever think about the future?
Yeah, all the time.
Really?
Yeah.
Like you have a plan?
I mean, I don’t–I don’t got, like, a plan-plan, but I be thinkin' about livin' on a farm, you know?
I don’t really see you as a farmer.
Yeah, fuck it. Get some horses, cows, pigs, chickens, goats. Have a little family. Like some Little House on the Prairie type shit, you know?
I don’t know if I know that show.
You never heard of Little House on the Prairie?
Okay, this might sound kinda crazy, but my plan is to have, like, three kids at 30. Like, each one a year and a half apart. So from 30 to 58, I can focus on, you know, being a good mom and raising my kids, etcetera, etcetera. And then, drop the last one off at college at 58, which will give me, like, 32 years to focus on me and live my life and take my time with writing.
I mean, you really got this shit all figured out, huh?
Yeah. [laughs] It’s kinda crazy, right?
I mean… they got three kids in that show. There’s no need to forget your manners just because we’re hundreds of miles from civilized folk.
If you lived in a place like this, do you think you’d have a gun?
Hell yeah, I’d own a gun.
I hate guns.
Nobody’s ever got shot at and thought to theyself, “Whoa! Thank goodness we didn’t have a gun to shoot back.” You know?
Yeah, but then what are the police for?
Fucked if I know. Shit.
Wait, are you on Instagram or Twitter?
Hell nah.
Really?
Yeah.
Why?
Well, why would I want anybody knowin’ what I’m thinkin’ or feelin’?
I don’t know. You can connect with people who have similar interests.
Mmm... I just feel like people be sharin’ way too much on there.
Online?
Yeah. They be ruinin’ the mystery, you know? Like, say if I like a girl. I wanna find out what she’s about on my own, you know? I don’t wanna Google the scraps. I wanna peel back the layers.
Yeah, but like, why would you wanna waste time getting to know someone… if you don’t have anything in common with them?
I don’t know. That’s what I like about you the most, though. Like… we don’t really have nothin’ in common.
That’s not true. We both… have the same sense of humor, and… are empathic and curious. [laughing] And wanna have, like, kids.
Those aren’t interests, you know. Those are real character traits. That’s the important shit that people don’t post online.
Yeah, I never thought about it that way.
Well, aren't you glad that we became friends?
Yeah… very much so.
Yeah, me too.
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