What do you call the person that finishes last in med school?
What?
Doctor.
S2 E22John Carter, M.D.
Look, Carter, you were my assigned med student. I was your assigned resident. You don't owe me anything, okay?
Now you're the doctor. You graduated, right?
Yeah, that's right, I am. It's kind of weird. I... don't know any more than I knew this morning. I really wanted to graduate, too. Well... Anyway...
You take care of yourself, Carter.
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