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S9 E6

E.R. · Season 9, Episode 6

Drunk Patient, Chen and others in “One Can Only Hope”

DPDrunk Patient

I could use a sponge bath.

You up for a lap dance, Malik?

Maybe...

DPDrunk Patient

Stay away from me, you chocolate homo.

How did you know my stage name?

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