[to Carter] This is my ER now! That stands for one thing: Everyone's Replaceable! Even you.
“Finders Keepers” · Season 9, Episode 18
In this episode: Robert Romano (3), John Carter (2), Kerry Weaver (2), Elizabeth Corday (1), Gallant (1)
Listen, okay Goofus? I'm the doctor, you're not....
You know what? It seems to me that if your intention is to....
My intention is to serve out my time in this hell hole without having affirmative action imbeciles like you make me regret having ever gone into medicine.
They're letting any bottom feeder with a check into med school these days?
Actually, Gallant is one of our best med students.
Well, that doesn't bode well for the future of emergency medicine. But maybe by the time he gets his license, we'll all be dead.
Kerry, can I ask you something? Are you as concerned about Robert as I am? Or, more precisely, his mental health- he seems...broken by this assignment-
He's a cockroach. He refuses to evolve, and yet he'll survive us all.
[on Romano] He has no patient reports, severely stunted interpersonal skills, and he's incredibly hostile-
Qualities consistent with most surgeons!
Kerry, the guy doesn't know what he's doing, and he doesn't wanna learn! And, he almost killed a patient today by prescribing an antiquated treatment.
But, obviously you stopped him from doing so!
Yeah, but I can't stay on top of the guy 24:7!
Well, we're trying to shift him to a more administrative role-
What are you gonna do, chain him to his desk?
Look, the ER may not be the best fit for Dr. Romano, but it's all the man has! Just... make it work. Or better yet, work around him.
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