I need a psych consult, my patient thinks he's a vampire.
'Count Fred'? Where is he?
Exam 2.
Is there a nurse in there with him?
No, why?
He's a vampire.
What do you mean he's a vampire?
I mean he drinks people's blood.
You're kidding right?
[they look into the exam room and find Fred drinking blood from an IV pack]
That's nasty.
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