It's weird, you know...how I've sent a couple of thousand people to the OR and...
And?
And never been there myself.
“Piece Of Mind” · Season 7, Episode 10
In this episode: Mark Greene (3), John Carter (1), Kerry Weaver (1), Peter Benton (1), Elizabeth Corday (1), Dave Malucci (1)
[Mark is talking to another surgical patient, a young boy]
LLeo
I've got something growing on my heart. I'm not sure how to say it right.
Myxoma?
LLeo
No, but it sounds like that.
Teratoma?
LLeo
How'd you know?
I'm a doctor
LLeo
Yeah, right.
Doctors get sick too, you know.
I got a page. What surgical consult?
A guy in curtain two has a beeper up his rectum.
What?
He has it on vibrate. I can't figure out how he slipped it in there.
Never underestimate the elasticity of the anal sphincter.
Blood bank's low. Weaver wants everyone to donate before their shift's over.
I always do.
Well, that's very generous of you.
That, and I get drunk for half as much when I'm down a pint.
[Mark is getting ready to have brain surgery]
BDr. Burke
Anything on your mind?
That's why I'm here.
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