[E wants to stop the recasting of Charlie after he scores poorly on his pilot and seeks Ari's help]
What I'm capable of doing and what you're capable of doing are two totally different things.
So what would you do?
I would make a scene of Biblical proportions. I would lie, scream, beg, borrow, and steal. If that somehow didn't part Amy Miller's legs then I would call racism and I would yell for all to hear: "You're really gonna fire my poor black client off the show he CREATED? I'm calling the NAACP, the Rev Al Sharpton, and the ghost of my man, Malcolm X!"
Awesome. Guess I'm gonna try my own thing.
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