Sherlock Holmes quotes from Elementary

Dr. Joan Watson

You're trying the puzzles!

Sherlock Holmes

Well, I recognize that, like any potent adversary, PCS is best attacked from different angles. Yesterday I helped foil an international ring of jewel thieves and today I'm assembling Unicorn Utopia, ages 8 and up.

Dr. Joan Watson

And?

Sherlock Holmes

I prefer the jewel thieves.

Dr. Joan Watson

When you're done with that one, I have three more downstairs. If you like Unicorn Utopia, you are gonna love Pretty Princess Party.

Sherlock Holmes

This crime was planned well in advance. Our killer was patient and exacting. These are not traits that spring to mind when you read e-mails like, "I'm serious bro. I'll beat yo ass til you see stars in the daytime."

Dr. Joan Watson

They're all like this?

Sherlock Holmes

No, this one stands out for its proper spelling and punctuation.

Sherlock Holmes

Have you and I spoken since lunch? I have no memory of the last six hours.

Dr. Joan Watson

I'm calling Dr. Hanson.

Sherlock Holmes

My head is the less urgent of our concerns at the moment. A short while ago I arrived home carrying this bag and I couldn't recall what was inside so... Well, I looked.

Dr. Joan Watson

There is a head in there.

Sherlock Holmes

Yes, there is. And I have no idea where I got it.

Dr. Joan Watson

Where did that come from?

Sherlock Holmes

Our hacker friends at Everyone. They may be a loose coalition of basement-dwelling anarchists, but they're no fans of serial killers. Would you like to know what it cost?

Dr. Joan Watson

Do I have to shave your head again?

Sherlock Holmes

Nothing. They forewent my ritual humiliation and provided this gratis. It was almost enough to restore my faith in humanity.

Sherlock Holmes

Have you forgotten my new color-coding system already? Red lines indicate ownership, blue is a familial relationship, green denotes a financial connection--

Dr. Joan Watson

Pink is for kissing cousins, purple means two suspects sang karaoke duets.

Sherlock Holmes

You mock me.

You have trust issues.

Sherlock Holmes

You have truth issues.