El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera · Season 1
The whole city still loves the twins, and I get blamed for everything. You believe me, right, Dad?
Yes, mijo, and I am very proud of you.
You are?
Of course. You sacrificed yourself for the good of others. It doesn't get much more heroic than that.
Thanks, Dad. [looks at the police officers, revealing that they're in the prison infirmary] Um, could you tell that to these guys?
Only one sack of glitter left!
[Manny and Dr. Chipotle Jr. grab the glitter sack at the same time and fight over it]
SWINE! Get your hands off my glitter!
It's mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
MINE!
[They rip the sack off on opposite sides, causing glitter to sprinkle everywhere]
YOU WILL PAY FOR… [sighs depressingly] What's the point? May last hope for Father's Day is gone. And my father is already in a rotten mood. Because he keeps getting defeated by YOUR FATHER!!!
Yeah, my dad's in a lousy mood, too.
[romantically to Frida] Why, Miss Suárez. I must say you are looking lovely today.
Oh, now I won't even have a lame present for my dad.
[Rivera house; Grandpapi opens his Father's Day present from Rodolfo]
Me favorite cologne, old and spicy! [puts on the cologne] Thank you, son.
[wearing a gas mask] Happy Father's Day, Papi.
Now behold my terrible rash! [lifts up his pants, revealing his pink underwear, then Frida comes over and whispers to him] Oh! Uh, I mean, now behold my terrible wrath!
[gesturing to El Tigre and his grandson] Do I blast the furry one or the one that looks like me?
[points to El Tigre] The furry one!
Sofia, Browsia! Are you okay? [Sofia lividly slaps him hard in the face]
[disgusted] Eww. Without a mustache, you're repulsive.
Three, two, one. [Manny and Sofia both scream in pain and pass out] I love a wedding. [sniffles happily]
The Golden Grasshopper of Guadalupe. The Bronze Bee of Baja. The Dryer-lint Dragonfly of Durango. All I need to complete collection is… The cursed Silver Scorpion of Sonora. And the best part is… the scorpion is on display at Manny's school tomorrow!
Manny, what's wrong?
I got busted at school... again.
Turns out, teachers don't like it when you put plastic wrap over the faculty toilet bowls.
[getting the silver scorpion out of the display case] You don't look so cursed to me.
[catches him; heartbroken] Grandpapi? You… You lied to me? You didn't come to school to help me. You were after the scorpion all along.
Manny, no, I can explain!
[also catching him] Ah-ha! I knew it! Enjoy the antarctic swamp, Rivera!
Curse is on YOU, Señor Poker!
[failing to catch El Oso without his White Pantera boots] I'm sure the police can handle it.
[The police cops are somehow tied up in Christmas lights]
I think I wet myself.
[As the Riveras fall from the sky…]
NO BELT!
NO BOOTS!
NO BRERO!
El Ti-Tera.
White Loco.
Puma Tigre. Ooh, I have a tail.
[Last and final lines… the Riveras stand victoriously on top of a mountain of every villain in Miracle City that's been defeated while everyone cheers]
Very good.
Well rockin'!
Now that was family fun!
Yes, mijo.
[lands in Manny's hands] Kiss me, you fool! [kisses him in the lips]
Familia forever!
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