[after Manny moves out of the way and Django accidentally fires lava at her; annoyed] Just wait till your mother hears about this. [disintegrates into dust and so does her banditos]
ETEl Tigre/Manny
[tauntingly to Django] Adios, sucker! [laughs, then stops, noticing that Django isn't disintegrating, or going anywhere] Uh, aren't you gonna, you know, disintegrate or something?
No! Remember, I have my own mystic guitar! [accidentally disintegrates it with his lava hands] Well, that was stupid.
[Bad Ending]
NNarrator
Thus, did El Tigre choose… Evil. With Tigre and Django's help, Sartana was at last able to conquer the world, plucking it like a ripe and succulent fruit… only bigger. Earth's teaming masses were powerless to resist their onslaught. Those who resisted were crushed beneath the iron boot of the Tyrannical Boot of Iron. Before long, El Tigre and Django decided it was finally time for Sartana to retire. [a rocket encases Sartana and blasts off into the sky] And El Tigre decided it was time for Django to retire as well. [another rocket encases Django after Manny shakes his hand, bidding him farewell, and catches his mystic guitar as it blasts off to the moon] And so, El Tigre became the unquestioned ruler of all human kind. His first order of business was to rescue his loved ones from the Miracle City volcano.
[Manny rushes to the volcano, where his father, grandpapi, and Frida are all shackled]
[after Manny uses Django's guitar to free her] Dude, took you long enough.
ETEl Tigre/Manny
Well, I've been conquering the world, enslaving human kind. You know how it is.
WPWhite Pantera/Rodolfo
But of course, as your elders, Papi and I will take control of the world, once you unshackle us.
Yes, we take your power and hold it for you until you get older, eh?
[After a short pause…]
ETEl Tigre/Manny
Gosh, I have left a flan within the oven. We'll be back in five or ten minutes or months.
WPWhite Pantera/Rodolfo
Well, you can't rush flan.
ETEl Tigre/Manny
Two more minutes!
NNarrator
But of course, El Tigre and Frida soon grew tired of these childish games. If by "soon" you mean, "in 60 years."
[60 years later…]
Dude, the last 60 years have been awesome! But I feel like we forgot something.
ETEl Tigre/Manny
Dad and Grandpapi! We must run like the wind!
[Grandpapi hugs Señor Chapi's cage, while weeping over the loss of their beloved pet parrot as all the kids in the background sadly leave the house after the party is over, and Manny whimpers with guilt while Rodolfo scolds him for disobeying his order]
[sharply] Manuel Pablo Gutierrez O'Brian Equihua Rivera! I am very disappointed in you. You have to learn to be responsible.
WPWhite Pantera/Rodolfo
Dropped in the belly of the beast.
ETEl Tigre/Manny
There's only one way to escape this monster and destroy Sartana. Our ultimate weapon: the Caliente Catapult of Carnage!
[Frida gasps upon hearing this]
PLPuma Loco/Grandpapi
No…it's too dangerous!
WPWhite Pantera/Rodolfo
I won't risk…my only son!
ETEl Tigre/Manny
Dad… I know I messed up. I sent Señor Chapi to bird heaven, and I wrecked the house… twice. But please, let me show you I can be a hero. I will make you proud.
WPWhite Pantera/Rodolfo
[sighs] What am I going to do with that boy?
Don't worry, someday Manny will be a truly great villain.
WPWhite Pantera/Rodolfo
Hero, he'll be a hero!
ETEl Tigre/Manny
Oh, uh, maybe, uhh… Hide Sartana's loot and tell my dad it disappeared?
[noticing Manny looking really upset] Dude, why so mopey? You're acting like they just outlawed churros. [gasps] They didn't, did they?
[ashamed] (No.) My dad is super mad at me. I totally been messing up with him lately.
Do tell. [grabs and pulls him by the collar; shouting in demand] I SAID TELL!
Okay, okay! Like, yesterday, me and Dad were doing a little crime-fighting.
[Flashback to yesterday at Miguel's Jewels… Dr. Chipotle Sr. emerges from the vault with a handful of gold and jewelry, and sees White Pantera facing him]
You do not have a chance. Dr Chipotle Sr's son is sneaking up behind you.
WPWhite Pantera/Rodolfo
That's where you're wrong. Because my son has taken care of him. Right, Manny? Manny?
ETEl Tigre/Manny
[playing a video game] I'm on it, Dad! High Score!
WPWhite Pantera/Rodolfo
[annoyed] Ah, I see. [gets blasted by Dr. Chipotle Jr.]
[Back to the present]
And later, me and Dad caught El Oso robbing a factory… An underpants factory.
[Cut to another flashback at the Miracle City Underwear Factory]
WPWhite Pantera/Rodolfo
[kicks the doors open] El Oso, drop those drawers! [Manny bursts out in a fit of hysterical laughter; confused] What? What's so funny? [El Oso rises behind him and uses a pair of pink thongs, giving him an atomic wedgie; screams in pain]
[Fade back to the present]
You try to keep a straight face in a room full of pink thongs.
Dude, preaching to the choir.
How am I gonna make it up to him?
You could clean your room. [Manny annoyingly looks at her] Sorry, talking crazy.
