Stop! If you guys want Manny, you gotta deal with me first!
[Sergio and Diego both gasp in shock]
They are so close. [cries in heartbroken] Frida can never be mine.
[also heartbroken] Or mine. And if we can't have her…
BBoth
NO ONE WILL!!!
All S1
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[moaning] Oh, Frida, my be-goggled lady love.
Frida, blue-haired light of my life.
BBoth
One day, you will be MINE!
ETEl Tigre/Manny
This is my chance to show those girls how macho I am for real! [Makes a girly face and claps] Yay!
Yeah…he's gonna need a macho coach.
[pacing back and forth, holding the concert tickets] The Cucarachas Picantes concert is tonight! Frida would never miss that. So she has to hang out with me! [smiling and shaking with anxiety] Not that I care.
ETEl Tigre/Manny
[showing up at the Miracle City junkyard; annoyed] Frida! Missed you at the concert tonight.
Oh, was that tonight?
ETEl Tigre/Manny
Guess you couldn't make it 'cause you were too busy STABBING ME IN THE BACK!
I didn't stab you anywhere.
ETEl Tigre/Manny
How could you?! You haven't seen me all week!
Sure, I have.
ETEl Tigre/Manny
Oh, yeah? What did I bring to school for lunch yesterday?
FOOD!
ETEl Tigre/Manny
Lucky guess.
You're just mad because for once, I'm not your sidekick.
ETEl Tigre/Manny
[angrily gets in her face] Yeah. You're his sidekick!
Nuh-uh, I'm like, his, "front-kick!"
SWSilver Wolf
[drags her away and gets into Manny's face] Get out of her face.
ETEl Tigre/Manny
Make me, tin puppy!
SWSilver Wolf
Make me make you.
ETEl Tigre/Manny
Make me make you make me!
SWSilver Wolf
Here… [hands Frida his whip] Finish him.
[incredulous] What?
SWSilver Wolf
It's time for you to choose, Frida… El Tigre or me?
[nonchalantly] El Tigre. [takes off her biker helmet]
SWSilver Wolf
Yes, though it may be agonizing you must decide between… what?
El Tigre, duh, no brainer.
SWSilver Wolf
You can't DO that!
Can, did.
SWSilver Wolf
You were supposed to forget about him! [in a grown man's voice as his body becomes full silver] This is not going according to my secret plan!
ETEl Tigre/Manny
[shocked] I know that voice! Silver Wolf is…
[revealing himself in the form of Silver Wolf] The Titanium Titan!
[disgusted] Eww, I still have his spit on my cheek.
Curse you, Frida! You have foiled my plan to get revenge on El Tigre for stealing White Pantera from me for stealing you from El Tigre!
ETEl Tigre/Manny
You understand any of that?
What's foiled mean?
Now, El Tigre, you will lose the hard way!
[The Science Teacher drags Zoe Aves over to Manny and Frida, pairing her up with them to create their science fair project]
[outraged] Zoe Aves?! [angrily squirts her soda up in Manny's nose]
[pushes the side of his nose, making the soda squirt out of his eye sockets] Cool.
She's my arch-nemesis! I can't work with her!
STScience Teacher
Can, will.
[Frida snarls angrily]
[to Manny; sweetly] Hello, Manny. [glaring coldly at Frida] Hello, Frida.
[Frida angrily snarls again]
Come on, Frida. Zoe isn't that bad.
No? What about the time she sawed through the legs of my stool chair?
When was that?
Now. [falls on the ground, revealing Zoe already did it as she snickers sinisterly]
Uh, maybe she's changed since then?
[vengefully] I will make Zoe Aves suffer! I will humiliate her! I WILL HAVE REVENGE!!! And by "I", I mean, "we."
Sure, what are friends for?
[Zoe gets a call from Voltura and Lady Gobbler through her wrist communicator while she hides]
Zoe, are you clear to talk?
You can never be too careful. If your secret identity is discovered, the entire family will be ruined upon!
Then maybe these wrist communicators shouldn't beep like a truck backing up.
Meet us downtown. We're stealing a shipment of real Russian chickens.
Okay. I'm on my way. [sees Manny and Frida and hits her head]
[annoyingly suspicious] Are you talking to your wrist?
No… yes. Uh, I have to go, uh, somewhere, for… a reason. [zips away]
She's hiding something.
Why? There's nothing wrong with talking to your wrist.
All right, yes! I am Zoe Aves. You have learned the truth. But maybe sharing my secret will bring us closer. Maybe you will join me, and maybe I will give you... a jet pack. All you have to do is keep my secret.
ETEl Tigre/Manny
[romantically] Oh, a jet pack. We can be together at last, mi amor.
STScience Teacher
There you are, Aves. Is your project ready to be judged?
She is ready to be judged. I have an announcement. Zoe Aves is secretly Black Cuervo!
[grabs Zoe's hand and flies into midair above the school] Zoe Aves is nothing to me. Watch as I drop her into her OWN volcano!
Dude, I don't like her either, but that is harsh.
[Black Cuervo let goes of Zoe's hand, making her fall into her volcano project as she screams]
Manny, I must speak to you, now. [drags him into his room] I arrange for you to meet the Golden Eagle Twins, and you drop a stolen churro truck on them?!
ETEl Tigre/Manny
What truck? And it's not my fault.
[sighs] No, mijo, it isn't. It's my fault. I have been a poor role model. [sniffs sadly] I have failed you. [starts sobbing]
ETEl Tigre/Manny
No, Dad, you're the best. But if it'll make you better, I'll hang out with the twins.
I can always count on you, mijo. Now let's go share the good news.
IRImaginary Rodolfo Head
I can always count on you, mijo! [winks]
ETEl Tigre/Manny
Curse you, floating head of guilt. Time to take a stand, Frida. [facing the eagle twins; fiercely] Golden Eagle Twins, you are going down!
[screaming as she and Manny dangle from the blimp door while floating in midair above Miracle City] Hey, I can see my house from here. [resumes screaming]
CCarla
[joining her twin brother in performing the Eagle Move] You can't beat us, El Tigre. When we join… our powers increase a thousand fold!
CCarlito
And nothing can separate us! Noth--
Hey, Eagle dork! I got two words for you! Bl-imp.
CCarlito
[screaming in agony] ZEPPELIN!!!
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