Eerie, Indiana · Season 1, Episode 3
“ATM With A Heart Of Gold” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Marshall Teller (3), Simon Holmes (1)
When Dad created Mr. Wilson, the friendly automated teller machine, he had no idea what was going to happen to Eerie. Everybody's heard of the savings and loan scandal. Well, what happened to my best friend Simon is even weirder.
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Everybody knows money can't buy you happiness. But Simon was about to find out money can buy you big, big trouble.
In New Jersey, we had the usual convenience stores. We had a Stop N' Snack, the Pick N' Go, even a Save N' Haul. But here in Eerie, we've got the World O'Stuff, the place that invented one stop shopping. The World O'Stuff is run by a weird guy named Radford. Everytime I saw him, he was in a different disguise. I can't prove it, but I think he's in the witness protection program.
You know what's weird?
Besides Eerie?
They always tell ya, you can't buy friends, but I think you can. You know, guys like Nick and Eddie. But it's like buying expensive tennis shoes: they cost way too much... and they won't last very long.
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