Marshall Teller
When Dad created Mr. Wilson, the friendly automated teller machine, he had no idea what was going to happen to Eerie. Everybody's heard of the savings and loan scandal. Well, what happened to my best friend Simon is even weirder.
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Marshall
Everybody knows money can't buy you happiness. But Simon was about to find out money can buy you big, big trouble.
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