[to Mike, pondering Ed's qualifications for babysitting] Well, he's no weirder than you are and you're her father.
“Babysitting” · Season 3
In this episode: Nancy Burton (2), Dr. Mike Burton (1), Shirley Pifko (1)
[to Ed about her daughter] If anything happens to her, I'll make it my life's work to destroy everything you hold dear.
[feeling Linda`s hands, kept smooth with her own moisturizer] Yup, pretty moist there Linda.
[to Phil, about Eli's arrival] Before he came, you were a cold narcissistic cipher. Now you seem almost human.
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