Okay. I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and stomp like a zombie while whistling Row, Row, Row Your Boat through a car wash.
Ed, try a more reasonable dare, please.
Okay, I dare Eddy to be Double D.
Eddy act like me? Why, that's–
Stupid, Ed. You blew your chance to–
Y'know, Eddy. It could be quite intriguing. Why, I'd be flattered if you were to mimic me.
Let's see, where do I start? [mimicking Double D] The wind conditions are absurd. The lean is too steep for the fat.
Good Double D, Eddy.
[Double D chuckles]
[pretends to strain to budge the bottle, unable to move it an inch] Oh, dear. The unsanitary. My skinny arms cannot bear the weight. Oh oh I know. I'll move it with my brain.
[sarcastically] Ha, ha, ha. Very good, Eddy. [spins the bottle] Can we resume playing? [the bottle settles on him] Oh dear.
Ha! I dare ya to be Ed. Go on, flatter him.
Well, I suppose I could, but only if Ed will be Eddy.
I can do Eddy, I practiced. Can it, Double Dweeb!
Whaddya mean you practiced?
Shut up, Sockhead!
Please, Eddy. You're invading my personal space.
[The Eds laugh]
Well?
Do me, Double D.
We're waiting.
Very well. Uh, let's see now. [manipulates his face so his eyes are spread out across his face] Buttered toast.
[The Eds laugh again]
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