So I guess the next best thing I can do [picks up the girl's cellphone]... is take your precious cellphone...and smash it [Drops the phone on the ground and slams his foot down on it]
Rampant Evil
[Laughs frantically while stomping on the phone] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
[Stops]...and now I'm bored. [Shrugs] I guess that's enough cellphone smashing for one day.
Mutual Love
What up? Izaya buddy.[Walks into Izaya's building lobby and prepares to push down Izaya's office door with his foot] Why don't you come on out and play?
Tell me, to what do I owe you this pleasure, Shizuo-chan?
[Annoyed] I'm obviously here to kick your smarmy little ass.
And why do I deserve to have my ass kicked?
Because I'm pissed off!
Now don't you think that you're just a little too old to act the part of the playground bully...Shizu-chan?
Shut the hell up!
So how involved in this are you?
I don't know what you're talking about?
You're in with the slashers, but I want to know how deep?!
[Chuckles as he walks out the lobby doors] That's a horrible accusation.
99% of the time whenever random violent crap happens, it seems you're somehow involved!
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