[To the girl bullies] Listen, It's not my problem if you lovely ladies get pummeled to death and die. I could knock your teeth down your throat, or you can bag on my age when I'm actually just 23, I don't care, you're in a class that's so far beneath me that it doesn't really matter.
“Rampant Evil”
In this episode: Izaya Orihara (5)
LGLeader Girl Bully
[Confused] Huh?!
Human beings are weak things...but...heh...beating up chicks isn't really my shtick.
So I guess the next best thing I can do [picks up the girl's cellphone]... is take your precious cellphone...and smash it [Drops the phone on the ground and slams his foot down on it]
[Laughs frantically while stomping on the phone] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
[Stops]...and now I'm bored. [Shrugs] I guess that's enough cellphone smashing for one day.
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