What up? Izaya buddy.[Walks into Izaya's building lobby and prepares to push down Izaya's office door with his foot] Why don't you come on out and play?
“Mutual Love”
In this episode: Shizuo Heiwajima (7), Izaya Orihara (6)
Tell me, to what do I owe you this pleasure, Shizuo-chan?
[Annoyed] I'm obviously here to kick your smarmy little ass.
And why do I deserve to have my ass kicked?
Because I'm pissed off!
Now don't you think that you're just a little too old to act the part of the playground bully...Shizu-chan?
Shut the hell up!
So how involved in this are you?
I don't know what you're talking about?
You're in with the slashers, but I want to know how deep?!
[Chuckles as he walks out the lobby doors] That's a horrible accusation.
99% of the time whenever random violent crap happens, it seems you're somehow involved!
[Shrugs] And you can't have a little faith in that last 1%? [Slips the switchblade out of the right sleeve of his jacket] Guess that's [Flicks out his blade]...a no.
ASAnri Sonohara
It's simple. I just convince myself that it has nothing to do with me, like I always do.
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