Bullying people is lame. It's pathetic, really.
Voiced by Hiroshi Kamiya
Durarara!! · 39 quotes
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Lines by Izaya Orihara 17
Human beings are weak.
Well, if I had to give a reason for my actions, I guess it's because I love people. I guess I wanted to see the faces that mankind has to offer.
It's kinda scary how much people trust me.
It's hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember.
Izaya Orihara[To the girl bullies] Listen, It's not my problem if you lovely ladies get pummeled to death and die. I could knock your teeth down your throat, or you can bag on my age when I'm actually just 23, I don't care, you're in a class that's so far beneath me that it doesn't really matter.
Izaya OriharaHuman beings are weak things...but...heh...beating up chicks isn't really my shtick.
Izaya OriharaSo I guess the next best thing I can do [picks up the girl's cellphone]... is take your precious cellphone...and smash it [Drops the phone on the ground and slams his foot down on it]
Izaya Orihara[Laughs frantically while stomping on the phone] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
Izaya Orihara[Stops]...and now I'm bored. [Shrugs] I guess that's enough cellphone smashing for one day.
IzayaTell me, to what do I owe you this pleasure, Shizuo-chan?
IzayaAnd why do I deserve to have my ass kicked?
IzayaNow don't you think that you're just a little too old to act the part of the playground bully...Shizu-chan?
IzayaI don't know what you're talking about?
Izaya[Chuckles as he walks out the lobby doors] That's a horrible accusation.
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