Look, one week ago, that man in there stole my self-respect. At least I let him steal it. Now I want him to know I'm taking it back, now. I'm going in alone.
I understand.
You understand?! Let me suggest another interpretation to you: That is the stupidest reason I've ever heard in all my life!
Alright, I won't be long.
Oh, one thing. If we should happen to feel that he's also stolen something from us...
Well, you come too.
Good.
This has gone far enough! Let me point something out to you that your sharp Mountie eyes might have missed. See those windows up there? There are men in those windows with sniper scopes and high-powered rifles. Do you see any cover between here and there? No. Which means there's no way to get from here to there without being seen or killed.
He's absolutely right.
Which is a shame because if there was, I'd be the first to say, "Let's do it."
Hmm...unless...
[the three are canoeing through the sewer]
I've never been so humiliated in all my life.
Would you hold the lantern a little higher, Ray? If we bump the sides, we'll have to return the canoe scuffed.
Do you have any idea what's in this water?
I would suspect a high percentage of ammonia, phosphorus, and cyanide.
Wrong! Rats. [holds hands up] Rats this big. And you know what they're doing? They're laughing at us. I'm in a canoe with two wounded Mounties and I'm being humiliated by rats.
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