[Fraser, dressed in his red Mountie uniform, is teaching Social Studies in an elementary classroom]
...which makes the border between Canada and the United States the longest undefended border in the world. So that since their formation, our countries have found a peaceful way to coexist. Except for the War of 1812, where your country invaded ours and we sent you packing - but that's hardly worth mentioning. Now, I think I'll open the floor to questions. [a boy raises his hand] Yes?
Do you have to undo all your buttons to go to the toilet?
No. Anyone else? [the boy raises his hand again]
How many do you have to undo?
Just enough to get your trousers undone. [the boy raises his hand yet another time] Yes.
Do they have toilets in Canada?
Yes. We do. Anyone else? [the boy raises his hand] Anyone else a'tall? [the boy is frantically raising his hand] Any other questions a'tall?
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