Why are you doing this to me, Fraser?
Well, I told him I'd help.
You tell that to everybody!
“A Hawk and a Handsaw” · Season 1, Episode 13
In this episode: Benton Fraser (7), Ray Vecchio (7)
Fraser, there's a guy on my corner who asks me every morning if I've seen God. Do you think he really expects me to point him out?
Well, you know, if you did, Ray, perhaps he'd stop asking.
You know, the Inuit have sixty words to describe snow, Ray. One third of them concern the color.
Eskimos don't have a lot to do in the winter, huh?
Delusional people don't simply make things up.
Yes, they do! That's the unique quality that makes them delusional!
There's something going on inside that hospital, Ray.
You're crazy!
That's a good idea.
PPsychiatrist
So you're a Mountie, are you?
A Constable. Royal Canadian Mounted Police, yes.
PPsychiatrist
Here in Chicago.
Well, you see, I used to live in the Yukon. But I uncovered a plot that involved drowning caribou, and then some men who were dressed in white came after me with homicidal intentions. It's a rather long story - it takes exactly two hours to tell - but the upshot of it was that I was sent here. [conspiratorially] I think I embarrassed some people in the government.
PPsychiatrist
Do you have anyone who can vouch for you here?
Well, yes. There's my wolf. Although, I'm not sure he would vouch for me - if you know anything about lupine behavior you know how moody they are, and on top of that, he's deaf.
[notices peephole in the wall] Ray, who did you tell you were coming here?
Nobody, why? [he is grabbed by a thug with a gun] I misunderstood the question, I told everybody I know! I told the State's Attorney, I told the Sheriff, I even told my mother!
MMartins
Don't come out here! Not unless you want them scraping us both off the pavement.
Am I wearing a funny hat? Do I look like a Mountie? Jump! What do I care?
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