DuckTales Season 1 quotes

Hey, why would a ghost need to use a door?

Is that a riddle or a knock-knock joke?

You're so smart, Uncle Scrooge.

Scrooge

Thanks, darling. And wasn't it smart of you to notice?

You guys gotta think positive!

But, Launchpad, Webby's lost, Unca Scrooge is lost, we're lost...

...and there's a monster in these caves trying to get 'em.

C'mon! There must be something positive about all this.

If we don't keep moving, we're going to freeze to death.

There you go!... You gotta keep a stiff upper lip, Louie.

That's easy. It's frozen.

Look! We know Unca Scrooge didn't steal that painting, right?

Yeah! He only likes little paintings of presidents. The ones on dollar bills.

That is enough, Mr. McDuck?!

Scrooge

[wins] Next. [wins] Next. [wins] Next.

[rubbing his hand] How'd you get so strong, McDuck?

Scrooge

By lifting moneybags.

I lifted some moneybags once... right before they threw me in here.

Scrooge

Until tomorrow, my beautiful cash. Good night, sleep tight and don't let inflation bite.

It'll take a whole night of back-breaking work, aching muscles, dirt and sweat. [Passes the shovel to his brothers] You guys better get started.

Go ahead, Beagle Boys, take my ray!

[frustrated] Gadget man! Gadget man! That's all anyone thinks I am! "Do this, Mr. Gadget Man, do that, Mr. Gadget Man!" I'm not a machine! I just fix them!

I think we came at a bad time.

Hi, boys. What can I do for you three?

Uh… Nothing, Gyro. We just came by to say hi. [he and Dewey glare at Huey]

Yeah, hi!

Isn't that my automatic painting machine?

[tapping a magnet against a wooden table] Work, work, work!

[talking to Doofus during a ransom call] Did they hurt you?

Doofus

[crying] They tortured me, Launchpad! They ate my pancakes!

[under his breath] Those rats!

Now what were you here about, son?

[quickly and nervously] I just wanted to tell you a joke: I knew a burglar who was so successful, he stopped makin' house calls. A yuk-yuk. [hurries away]

Yuck is right.

[to Ma Beagle] I'm lookin' for my friend Doofus, chubby little kid, about the size of this lamp. [motions to Doofus, who is tied up with a lampshade on his head]

[after he, Bankjob, and Bugle go flying out of Ma Beagle's car and into a paddy wagon] See what happens when you don't wear your seat belts?