Duckman, Fluffy and others in “T.V. or Not to Be”

I'll bet those mindless pod people who believe in that thing still wait up for the tooth fairy!

Why shouldn't they?

Because he's rotting in a Turkish jail! Will you hurry up with those disguises? Four of those mindless pod people are my family!

Okay, Mr. Duckman, but may I say I don't think you should just dismiss the notions of miracles.

It's a miracle every time a new leaf grows, every time a newborn baby cries...

[kicks Fluffy into a paper shredder] Every time you shut up and do what I tell ya! Now turn me into one of those art world freakos, or you're next!

[chuckles nervously] When you are in a hurry...

Nope. [the next disguise is a piece of abstract art similar to that of Pablo Picasso] Uh-uh. [the final disguise is Vincent van Gogh] Who's this supposed to be?

I'm guessing, but I think it's a highly misunderstood painter whose rhythmic linear brushstrokes were an arrogant break from the old masters, and who was so desperate for a unique artistic identity that he was trapped in a hellish downward spiral of hostility, madness and self-mutilation.

The beard's cool, let's do it. What about your disguise? [Cornfed opens his fang-filled mouth wide] GRAHH!! Who are you supposed to be?! [Cornfed takes off fang dentures]

Your agent.