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Drop the Dead Donkey · Season 1, Episode 15

Damien, Joy and others in “Unfinished Business”

Helen has just compared Damien's private life to that of the Emperor Caligula

Damien

Which one was Caligula?

Joy

He murdered his mother, married his sister, and then ate the baby.

Damien

Why can't we have stories like that now, eh? "Charles tops Queen and then eats Princess Anne's love-child".

Dave

Andrew Neil's already run that one, hasn't he?

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