Hey, Xandir, I just got this new wind-up duckie! Its feet actually paddle through the water!
Let's try it out in the bathtub! [they run up to the bathroom to find Toot about to put a toaster in the water] Why are you killing yourself this time, Toot?
It's my birthday and no one remembered. I'm fat, old, ugly, and everyone hates me!
Hmmm...maybe people hate you because you won't get out their bathtubs when they want to play with their duckies!
[Captain Hero uses his heat vision to make Toot run out, and Hero and Xandir are next seen in the bathtub watching the duckie waddle in the water]
Hey, Hero, I was thinking, we should throw Toot a surprise birthday.
If we're all gonna shout out what we're thinking, I'VE been thinking about paying a prostitute to shove bowling pins up my ass!
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