[screams] What is this unholy abomination?!
Hi, Clara. You're just in time to witness a fake gay marriage for the health insurance.
What? If gays get married, the institution of marriage will be destroyed! Societies will crumble! Rivers will run with blood! Nazis will once again ride on dinosaurs!
I'll take care of this. [to Clara] Hey Clara, there's a Jew outside trying to poison a well!
[screams] Oh my God! [runs to well] Get away from that well, Hebrew!
What? I'm putting in water purification tablets!
Spanky tricked me. As God as my witness, I'll put an end to this gay marriage, I swear!
[Thunder crashes; raining]
Nice tits.
[Clara gasps]
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