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Drake & Josh · Season 1, Episode 15

Lenny, Audrey and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Flashback #3: in Lenny's real recollection]

[narrating] The Padres were playing against the Giants, and I was selling foam fingers, it was late in the afternoon, these 2 boys get in line at the concession stand...

Okay, Drake, here's some money, you get yourself a souvenir.

Thanks, mom.

[smiling] Megan! Are you hungry?

TMToddler Megan

Yeah.

Yes. You can have a cookie.

TMToddler Megan

I am hungry.

Take the cookie.

[walks up to Young Drake] Hey.

I'm Josh.

Drake.

I'm gonna buy a foam finger.

Me too.

Cool.

Next in line.

Hey, you're up.

[Two little girls walk up behind the boys]

LGLittle Girl

Hi, is it okay if we cut in front of you?

Cool with you?

Sure.

Go ahead.

You know, my dad's a weatherman.

My mom loves weathermen.

[Young Josh looks surprised]

LGLittle Girl

Thanks. Bye. [she and the other little girl leave]

1 foam finger, please.

Okay, it looks like you got the last one.

[upset] Aw, that's the last foam finger?

I'm really sorry.

Daddy! [Toddler Megan throws the cookie at Young Josh's head in slow motion] Aaah! [angrily turns to Young Drake] You thumped me!

[truthfully] No, I didn't.

[Young Josh tackles Young Drake for the last foam finger, and they began to fight]

Cops! Cops!

[They continue fighting until the cops show up as Lenny's recollection ends, back to present day]

[realizing] So...it was Megan who started the fight.

That's right. She threw the cookie.

[surprised] Wow. I was even cool then!

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