[Flashback #3: in Lenny's real recollection]
[narrating] The Padres were playing against the Giants, and I was selling foam fingers, it was late in the afternoon, these 2 boys get in line at the concession stand...
Okay, Drake, here's some money, you get yourself a souvenir.
Thanks, mom.
[smiling] Megan! Are you hungry?
Yeah.
Yes. You can have a cookie.
I am hungry.
Take the cookie.
[walks up to Young Drake] Hey.
Hey.
I'm Josh.
Drake.
I'm gonna buy a foam finger.
Me too.
Cool.
Next in line.
Hey, you're up.
[Two little girls walk up behind the boys]
Hi, is it okay if we cut in front of you?
Cool with you?
Sure.
Go ahead.
You know, my dad's a weatherman.
My mom loves weathermen.
[Young Josh looks surprised]
Thanks. Bye. [she and the other little girl leave]
1 foam finger, please.
Okay, it looks like you got the last one.
[upset] Aw, that's the last foam finger?
I'm really sorry.
Daddy! [Toddler Megan throws the cookie at Young Josh's head in slow motion] Aaah! [angrily turns to Young Drake] You thumped me!
[truthfully] No, I didn't.
[Young Josh tackles Young Drake for the last foam finger, and they began to fight]
Cops! Cops!
[They continue fighting until the cops show up as Lenny's recollection ends, back to present day]
[realizing] So...it was Megan who started the fight.
That's right. She threw the cookie.
[surprised] Wow. I was even cool then!
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