[the family are at the hospital with Josh sitting in a wheelchair]
What's taking so long?
They have to develop the x-rays.
I hate this place.
Just be patient. Get it? "Patient"? [laughs] Oh, why do I try?
Seriously, Josh, I don't know why you're so freaked out by hospitals.
[three Paramedics wheel in a seriously injured patient on a gurney while a nurse follows them]
Hurry hurry! Somethings gone wrong! Oh, code red! Code red!
What's wrong with him?!
I don't know!
I'm outta here! [he tries to wheel away on his wheelchair, but Walter grabs the handles and pushes him back, and he crosses his arms in frustration for failing to escaping]
Look, here comes Drake with your frozen yogurt.
Uh, good. Uh, did they have French vanilla?
Yep.
[tries to eat the frozen yogurt but notices the cup is empty] It's empty.
Yeah...
[gives the empty cup to Drake] Headaches!
Hi. Sorry to keep you all waiting.
That's okay, doc.
How do his x-rays look?
Well, not so good.
Are you going to have to cut off his foot?
No, it's not that serious. But his foot will require a bit of surgery.
See ya! [he tries to wheel away again on his wheelchair, but Walter grabs the handles and pushes him back, and he crosses his arms in frustration again for escaping]
Stop that. [to Dr. Lindy] So he really needs surgery?
Yes. If he wants to have complete mobility of his left foot, we will have to operate.
Will you be doing the procedure?
No, we'll get him a foot specialist.
Specialist?!
And when does the surgery take place?
A few hours. [Josh squeals] I'll have a nurse check him into a room.
Thank you.
Oh, they're gonna carve me up like a Christmas ham!
Relax, she said it wasn't serious.
You'll be fine. Now listen, your father is gonna stay here with you while I take Megan home.
Uh, actually, Dad, could you run home and pick me up like a couple magazines and my laptop? Y'know Cause I'm gonn be waiting around for a while.
You got it, kid.
Megan, don't you want to say something to your brother before you go?
I hope you don't die.
[unnerved] Love you, too. [to Drake] Man, I'm scared.
Don't be scared, man. Look, I'm gonna stay right here with you, okay? You got nothing to worry about.
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